前情提要 Previously, on 'Resident Alien.'
地球上到处是灰人和人类的混血儿 There are Grey-human hybrids all over the Earth.
若有人心怀不轨，我会知道的 If anybody's up to something, I'll know it.
我要走了，麦斯，但你很特别 I'm going away, Max, but you're special.
你是唯一能辨认外星人的人 You're the only one who can identify aliens.
我是外星人追踪者 I am the Alien Tracker.
我要跟你说件事 I need to tell you something.
约瑟夫是灰人 Joseph is a Grey alien.
我会再与约瑟夫约会 I'm gonna go on another date with Joseph.
我会找出你要知道的事 I'll find out what you need to know, okay?
你和我会一起拯救地球 You and I are gonna save Earth together.
我相信星星满布天空 I believe the stars all cover the sky.
70年前
别走太远，甜心，四周很暗 Don't wander too far, honey. It's dark.
我相信上帝为了你我而造星 I believe God made them for you and I.
怀抱梦想，怀抱爱的梦想 To dream on, the dreams of love.
温泉
难以相信你与外星人是朋友 I can't believe you're friends with an alien.
他有多少肢体 How many limbs does he have?
六肢，而且有尖利牙齿和黑色舌头 6. With razor-sharp teeth and a black tongue.
棒极 Cool.
他会把批浸在燕麦 And he dips his pie in oatmeal.
他是野兽 He's a beast.
做好准备，你们即将见到 Get ready. You're about to meet
真正的外星生物 a real-life extra-terrestrial.
你在这里做什么？我不想要访客 What are you doing here? I don't want visitors.
而且你知道我讨厌… And you know that I hate...
有单车痕在我的泥土车道 bike lines in my driveway dirt.
外星人总是在开玩笑 Aliens are always making jokes.
进来吧 Come on.
我有笑话说给你听 I have a joke for you.
什么东西有三个头和要离开我家 What has 3 heads and has to get out of my house
而且就是你们 and it's you?
是我们吗 Us?
你…听过了 Oh, you...you've heard it.
等等，那暴躁的头巾女在哪里 Wait, where is grumpy head-scarf?
她搬走了 She moved away.
遗下你在这里？ And left you here?
那就像切掉鸡的头 Oh, that's like cutting off the head of a chicken
然后看着它的蠢身躯撞向墙上 and watching its dumb little body run into walls.
我不需要莎夏，我也不是独自一人 I don't need Sahar and I'm not by myself.
我创立了外星人协会 I started an alien club.
他们是玛里和里奥 This is Mari and Leo.
我已经忘了你们的名字 I have already forgotten your names.
-玛里 -里奥 -Mari. -Leo.
我们来这里，想你变成外星人 We came here so you could turn into an alien
并向他们展示你真正的样子 and show them what you really look like.
这可恶的小猴子已经够麻烦 This little s**t monkey is bad enough.
我不想再多两个白痴缠着我 I do not want 2 more idiots chasing me around.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我不是外星人 I am not an alien.
他说谎 He's a liar.
你才是说谎的人 You're the liar.
麦斯根本不是他的真名 Max isn't even his real name,
他真名叫基奥斯比 it's Giuseppe.
没关系，我的真名叫比索 It's okay, my real name is Bishop.
比索？我明白为何你不用真名了 Bishop? I see why you keep that to yourself.
你让我别无选择 You leave me no choice.
我最近四处在找这电枪 I have been looking for that taser everywhere.
我应该一早料到是这小混蛋偷走了 I should have known this little pecker stole it.
露出你的真面目，外星人 Reveal your true self now, alien.
我想要回它，它几秒就能加热咖啡 I want it back, it heats my coffee in seconds.
但若我抢回，他们会觉得我很在乎 But if I take it, they will think I care
并可能相信我是外星人 and may believe I am an alien.
我耐心等待 I will wait.
这白痴迟早会电到自己 It is only a matter of time before this idiot zaps himself.
我早料到他不是外星人 I knew he wasn't an alien.
我们走吧 We should go.
我叫麦斯 My name is Max.
我是新的外星人追踪者 And I'm the new Alien Tracker.
人类穷尽一生 Humans spend their entire lives
相信他们很特别 believing they are special.
就算在他们死后 Even after they die,
他们仍会做尽一切，永远保持特别 they do everything in their power to remain special forever.
墓碑、牌匾 Tombstones. Plaques.
有他们名字的旧图书馆 Old libraries with their names on them.
不久以前，地球最聪明的人 Not long ago, the smartest minds on Earth
相信太阳绕着地球转动 believed the sun revolved around them.
事实是…大部分人类都毫不特别 The truth is...most humans are not special at all.
你好，混蛋 Hello, a**hole.
你也不特别 You are not special either.
艾丝塔与我同一阵线 I have Asta on my side.
我们会合力找出你在这里的原因 And together we will find out why you are here.
乱抛垃圾要罚款50美元 Littering is a 50-dollar fine.
我知道 I know that.
我正把垃圾放进我的车 I am putting it in my truck.
它是液体的话，就不是乱抛垃圾 It's not littering if it's liquid!
现在我要再买一杯咖啡 Now I need to get another coffee.
约瑟夫是灰人 Joseph is a Grey alien.
你不能再与他约会 You can't go on another date with him.
这不是约会 It's not a 'date'.
我只是要在吃晚餐时坐在他的对面 I just have to sit across from the guy at dinner
并让他有兴趣留下来 and keep him interested in staying.
这听来像我去过的每场约会 That sounds like every date I've ever been on.
只需让哈利有足够时间搜索他的家 Just long enough for Harry to search his apartment.
但你真的相信哈利的计划吗 But do you really trust Harry's plan?
再说一次他上个计划是什么 What was his last plan again?
毁灭地球？ To destroy the Earth?
最后结果如何 How'd that work out?
看，一切仍然存在 Uh, everything's still here.
达丝，我保证 D'arcy, I promise.
你不用担心我，好吗 You don't have to worry about me, okay?
我不会有事 I'll be fine.
好，很好 Okay, great, yeah.
我…知道你不会有事 I...I know you'll be fine,
因为我会一起去 because I'm coming with.
我会在吧台当支援 I'm going to be at the counter as backup.
不，绝对不行 No. No way.
约瑟夫会认得你，好吗 Joseph will recognise you, okay?
然后他就会起疑 And then he'll be suspicious.
听着，我甚至没告诉爸爸这件事 Look, I didn't even tell my dad.
如果有危险呢 What if it gets dangerous?
记得你玩交互绳时赢了劳拉罗拔丝 Do you remember when you beat Laura Roberts at Double Dutch
她就把你的头像鸵鸟般塞进沙里吗 and she shoved your head in the sand like an ostrich?
不太记得，可能吧 Not really. Maybe.
但那是三年级的事，好吗 That was third grade, though, okay?
我能保护自己 I can take care of myself.
艾丝塔，你想要彩糖蛋糕 Asta, do you prefer a confetti cake
还是红丝绒蛋糕 or a red velvet cake?
我觉得批…最好 I think pie...pie,
因为若你吃不完，我能吃完它 because if you are unable to finish it, I'll eat it.
我会后悔问这问题，但为什么呢 I'm gonna regret asking, but why?
我的星球有一个很动人的仪式 Oh, there is a beautiful ritual on my planet.
每次当我们派志愿者 That whenever we send off a volunteer
进行自杀式任务时 on a suicide mission,
我们会为他们准备最后一餐 we prepare for them a last meal.
你不能去 You're not going.
再见，哈利 Bye, Harry.
我写上批吧 I'll put pie.
我不会有事的，我会很… I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be so...
-不，你… -很好 -No. You... -good.
你能相信我，我爱你 You know, you can trust me. I love you.
这个区的房子非常抢手 Houses in this neighbourhood are very desirable.
是吗？太棒了 Really? Oh, that's great.
对，我是专业的 Oh, yeah. I know my stuff.
发生了什么事 Hey, what's going on?
我碰上茱迪 Well, I ran into Judy
我提及我们会把房子放售 and I mentioned that we were putting the house on the market
原来她是地产经纪 and it turns out that she's a realtor.
不是…全职的，暂时不是 Well, not...not fully. Not yet.
因为我…考试一直不合格，但… I just... I keep failing the test but...
在我合格前，芭芭拉阿姨让我处理 until I pass it, my aunt Barbara lets me work with the clients
她不在乎的客人 that she doesn't care about.
你…真的想卖屋？ So you're...you're really serious about this?
对，我跟你说了 Yes. I told you.
而且茱迪有些很好的主意 And you know, Judy's got some really good ideas.
对，没错… Yes, I do...
好的，两位，请来这边 All right, this way, folks.
你们对动物纹感觉如何 How do you guys feel about animal print?
斑马？ Zebra?
这套沙发显然很难看 I mean, obviously these couches are hideous.
万万不行 No want that.
这格局实在是… All this trim is just...
当然要去除死肉味，然后… Obviously, you're gonna want to get rid of the dead meat smell, and...
这些是真货吗？不，这是好事 Are these real? No, that's a good thing.
房子不堪入目，好吗 It's a tear-down, really?
但我们先卖屋，买家之后才会发现 But we'll sell it and then they'll realise it later.
你们有任何潦草标志吗 Do you guys have any signs with cursive on them?
例如… Like...
「我们跳进湖里」 'Let's go jump in the lake,' you know?
或「感恩」的标志 Or like, 'Grateful.'
灯光… Light...
让环境变得开扬，丢掉那东西 You know, just open it up, get rid of that.
打通这里 Blow all this out, you know?
改造成大厨房 Make it one big kitchen.
薄饼焗炉放在这里 Oh, a pizza oven, right here.
爆谷机其实更好 A popcorn machine's actually better.
能吸引目光 It draws the eye.
你会想吸引目光 You're gonna want to draw the eye.
那些不是好主意 Uh-huh. Not those.
是，我… Yeah. You know, I'm...
我不肯定现在是卖屋的好时机 I'm just not sure that it's the right time to sell.
楼市和其他因素？ You know, the market and all?
不… Oh, no...
有人被谋杀的屋在市场总是很抢手 The market's always strong for a murder house.
说什么 I'm sorry?
好的，严格来说是先谋杀后自杀 Oh, well, okay. Yeah, technically murder-suicide.
说不上是「谋杀」 Don't know about 'murder'.
不是… I mean, didn't the...
上任屋主不是滑倒而已吗 didn't the previous owner just kinda slip and fall?
对，没错，她肚子中枪 Yeah, she did. She got shot in the gut,
滑倒并跌倒在她的血泊上 slipped and fell on her own blood
然后背部再中两枪 and then she got 2 more to the back.
像被处决一样，砰 Execution style. Blam.
-什么 -砰 -What? -Blam.
-阿班，你不记得吗 -什么 -Ben, don't you remember? -Huh?
你一年级时写了关于这件事的故事 You wrote a story about it in first grade.
你画了图画，用掉所有红色蜡笔 You drew all the pictures. Used up all the red crayons.
没有印象 Not ringing a bell.
谁中枪 Who got shot?
你还用了些啡色蜡笔，记得吗 Some brown crayons too, remember?
因为那女士吓得拉屎？ Because the lady s**t her pants?
好了，麦斯，你能上楼吗 Okay, Max, can you go upstairs?
我总是听不到好故事 I miss all the good stories.
我…只是觉得我们至少要谈谈 Yeah, I...I just think that we should at least maybe talk about it.
没错，我们刚谈完了 Yeah. We did. Just now.
我不能住在这里，好的 I can't live here. Okay.
-我负责放售 -好 -So, I'll do the listing. -Yes.
你们开始翻新 And you guys get started on the renovating.
但是呢 Oh, you know what, though?
我不会拆地板 I wouldn't pull up the floorboards.
绝对不要拆地下室的地板 Definitely not the ones in the basement.
除非你们喜欢骸骨 Unless you guys like skeletons.
有些人确实喜欢骸骨 Which some people do.
我们能在万圣节把房子放售 We can list it on Halloween.
来吧 Come on.
把房子连同我一并烧掉吧 Yeah, just burn the house down with me inside it.
我闻到烘焙食品的气味 I smell baked goods.
香蕉面包是给实验室的艾丝特 The banana bread is for Esther at the lab
来尽快检验我们从彼得巴贺的货车采集的指纹 the prints we got from Peter Bach's van,
碎巧克力曲奇则是给邮政局的莫琳 and the chocolate chip cookies are for Maureen at the post office
来尽快把指纹送给实验室的艾丝特 to hurry the prints to Esther at the lab.
蓝莓松饼呢 And the blueberry muffins?
给阿班的，他喜欢吃 For Ben. He likes them.
-还有你 -太好了 -And for you. -Yes.
我祖母的秘密食谱 My Grandmother's secret recipe.
我从她柜桶拿食谱的那天 The day I took it from her drawer,
她拿多士炉丢向我的头 she threw a toaster at my head.
她很严厉，但她也是为什么 She was tough, but she was also why
我打闪避球未尝败绩 I went undefeated in dodgeball.
这松饼的一边有六颗蓝莓 There are 6 blueberries in one half
另一边只有两颗 and 2 blueberries in the other.
你的焗炉翻转了吗 What is your oven on its side?
不用了，谢谢 No, thank you.
另外，托雷斯警探已经打来两次 Well, also Detective Torres called here twice already
找你 looking for you.
我们…工作吧，好吗 Let...let's get to work, okay?
惨了，你们在冷战吗 Oh, no, you're not talking?
你像鬼一样躲避她吗 Are you 'ghosting' her?
鬼会说话，副警长 Ghosts talk, Deputy.
那是鬼其中一件最常做的事，好吗 That's one of the main things ghosts do. All right?
若有人有话想说 If somebody has something to say,
但在说出来前死掉 and then they die before they say it,
那人会变成鬼 they turn ghost.
他会在雾蒙蒙的镜子写字 They write on fogged-up mirrors,
在你夜晚睡觉前在你耳边低声细语 they whisper in your ear before you fall asleep at night.
他会把洗澡水变成血水 They turn bathwater into blood.
那才是沟通 Okay, that's communicating.
好的，你有话没与莉娜沟通吗 Okay. Is there something you're not communicating to Lena?
听着，好吗 Get this, right?
她为我们计划了下个月旅行 She planned a trip for us next month,
所有费用由她支付 all expenses paid by her.
首先，她付晚餐钱 First, she's paying for dinners,
现在她还支付整个周末的费用？ now she's paying for entire weekends?
接下来是什么？她把肾移植给我吗 What's next, she gonna give me her kidney?
又是这件事 Oh, not this again.
你说得对，别再谈这件事 You're right. Not this,
因为这场对话已经完结 because this conversation is over.
我会拿松饼给阿班 I'm bringing Ben his muffins
然后拿走艾丝特的一块曲奇 and I'm taking one of Esther's cookies.
曲奇是给莫琳的 Oh, the cookies are for Maureen.
香蕉面包才是给艾丝特 Esther is the banana bread.
我不管，起码碎巧克力是平均分布 I don't care, at least the chocolate chips are evenly spaced.
佩信斯泳池
拿去 Here.
丽薇副警长为你做了不均匀的松饼 Deputy Liv made you some lopsided muffins.
我超喜欢这些松饼 Oh, I love these.
这是什么？你买泳池吗 What's this? You getting a pool?
不知道，姬蒂想卖屋 I don't know. Kate wants to sell the house.
我想如果我添置泳池 I thought maybe if I put in a pool,
她就会想留下来 she'd want to stay.
不用预我 You can count me out.
我不会在有人吊茶包的水里游泳 I don't swim in water somebody else is tea-bagging.
颇肯定我们会穿泳衣 Uh, pretty sure we'd be wearing bathing suits.
拜托，水才不理会 S**t, water don't care.
你用泳裤包着茶包，然后加些水 You wrap a tea bag in a speedo, and you put it in some water,
茶的味道还是像蛋蛋一样 and you still gonna get a cup of tea that tastes like your nuts.
由于这个和其他原因，不能买泳池 For that and other reasons, it's not an option.
我付不起钱 I can't afford it.
真的吗 Really?
脱掉鞋袜 Take off your shoe and sock.
-什么 -你听到的 -What? -You heard me.
别包着你的脚，让我们看看 Go and make your foot naked. Let's see it.
我会拒绝 I'm gonna say no.
这可能违反了人力资源守则 Possible HR violation.
很好，这是很漂亮的脚 Yeah, that is a pretty foot.
你的脚有舞者的足弓 You got yourself a dancer's arch.
漂亮… My...
你知道吗？我能解决你的问题 You know what? I got the answer to your problems.
你下班后来见我 You come see me after work.
带同你的脚 Bring your feet.
我的族人不应把地球拱手让给灰人 My people should not have given up the Earth to the Greys.
虽灰人残暴不仁，但每次与其交手 They are ruthless but we have beaten them
我们都成功打败他们 every time we have faced each other.
我不需要族人帮忙 I do not need the help of my people
来打败一个混血灰人 to defeat a single Grey hybrid.
我很乐意凭一己之力… I will be very happy doing it by my...
好的 All right.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
我知道这大楼 I know this building.
我曾申请这里的单位，但是被拒绝 I applied for an apartment in here and got turned down.
灰人竟然申请成功？简直离谱 Grey alien got in? This is bulls**t.
你留在这里，你负责把风 You stay here, you will be the lookout.
不可能，这些单位都是刚完成翻新 No way. All these units are newly renovated,
我一定要看他住哪个单位 I gotta see which one he got.
他或有蒸气淋浴间，可以在内大便 He probably has a steam shower that you can take a s**t into.
好吧 Okay.
我的天啊，你能飞吗 Holy s**t. Can you fly?
如果我能飞，为何我要爬 If I could fly, why would I climb?
别乱说了 I mean, seriously.
我既不能飞又不能爬 Well, I can't do either.
拿绳子拉我上去 Grab the rope and pull me up.
惨了，我抛不中 Oh, no. I missed.
拉我上去，不然我就在酒吧放标志 Pull me up, or I'll put a sign in the bar
写着「哈利范德史匹格踢狗」 that says, 'Harry Vanderspeigle kicks dogs.'
我才没有，谁…散播这些谎言 I do not. Who...who tells these lies?
我，你这白痴，我刚才编出来的 Me, you idiot. I just made it up.
而人们会相信我 And people will believe me,
因为你的样子像会踢狗 because you have a dog-kicking face.
我才不像 I do not.
拉我上去，否则我就把事情闹大 Pull me up or I'll make up worse.
我的样子才不像会踢狗，抛上来 I do not have a dog-kicking face. Throw it.
我像个盗贼 I'm like a bandit.
我依然不能偷走伤痛 I still can't steal the hurt.
你在做什么 Hey. What are you doing?
你说得对 You're right.
我的最爱 Oh, my favourite.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我的「踢狗脸」 I'm having trouble looking out
很难专心看着你 of my dog-kicking face at you.
镇里最好吃的汉堡 Best burgers in town.
好，我们明天见 All right, so I'll see you tomorrow.
人们真的付钱看脚？ People really pay money for this?
你不断动就没人看，你要静止不动 Not if you keep moving. You gotta stay still,
我尝试拿最好的角度 I'm trying to get the angle right.
我不行，抽筋了… I can't, ow, cramp...
-抽筋了… -运用它，保持这位置 -Cramp... -No, use it. Go with that.
网站有个类别叫「抽筋者」 There's a whole section of the website called 'crampers'.
天啊，不行，这太古怪了 Oh, God, no. Look, it's just too weird.
我知道你在做什么 I know what you're doing.
你想把这弄得有色情成分 You're trying to make it sound dirty.
才不是，这没有色情成分 It's not. It's not dirty.
现在把脚趾分开 Now, spread your toes for me.
赚钱并不可耻 No shame in making money.
稳定生活的根基就是财政稳定 I mean, the root of essential living is financial security.
独立，好吗？男人必须照顾自己 Independence. Okay? A man's gotta take care of himself,
这是最重要的 first and foremost.
就算女人插手开始计划旅行也好 Even if a woman inserts herself and starts planning trips.
莉娜为我们策划了即兴度假 Lena planned an impromptu vacation for the 2 of us.
在你说「又如何」前 And before you can say 'so what,' right?
男女关系不应是这样的 That's not the way it's supposed to be.
我理应是策划一切的人 I'm supposed to be the one initiating that.
谁说的 Says who?
这句话与「又如何」很接近 Now, that's very close to 'so what.'
你在谈论角色 Well, you're talking about roles,
感情关系中，双方都有各自的角色 and everyone in a relationship has a role they play,
这做法很有效，只要你们其中一人 and it works as long as one of you
不会在10年后突然改变角色 doesn't suddenly switch up the roles after 10 years
让你不知道她发生什么事 so you have no idea what's happening with her.
好的，我感觉重点不再是我 Okay, I feel like this is no longer about me.
我八岁时，老师叫我们写下 When I was 8, my teacher had us write down
我们在暑假做了什么 what we were doing for summer vacation.
我写了「恐惧」 I wrote 'fear.'
那就是我，是我的特性 That's me. That's my thing.
现在突然间，姬蒂害怕雀鸟 Now, suddenly, Kate's afraid of birds.
那让我害怕 And that scares me.
我怎样做躲在床底的人 I mean, how am I supposed to be the one hiding under the bed
当她已经在床底时 when she's already there?
让我给你一些忠告 You know, let me lay a little wisdom on you.
男人的职责是照顾他的女人 A man's job is to take care of his woman.
不用多说 Full stop.
以我来说，我很传统，好吗 See, me? I'm old school, right?
我喜欢为女士开门 I like holding doors open.
我真的想要一个女人 Do I really want a woman
是会把她的外套放在水坑上 who's gonna lay her jacket over a puddle
让我的鞋子不会湿掉吗 so my pumps don't get wet?
你还未结婚 Well, you're not married.
若你不喜欢她，那就分手吧 If you don't like her, break it off.
我真的喜欢她，很喜欢她 I do like her. A lot.
莉娜是个很好的女人 I mean, Lena's an amazing woman.
她既聪明又漂亮 She's smart, she's beautiful.
她对军刀很有品味 She's got great taste in tactical knives.
-是的 -独立自主 -Sure. -Independent.
我其实喜欢她独立自主 I actually like the independence.
我觉得挺性感 I think it's kind of sexy.
这要求是否太高 Is it too much to ask for,
找一个只听我话行事的独立女人 to find an independent woman who only does what I want?
等等 Wait.
你脚上这肿块是什么，是什么东西 What is this lump in your foot? What is that?
这从我小时候就有了 Oh, it's been there since I was a kid.
是吗？你可能要检查一下，好吗 Really? You might want to get that looked at, all right?
如果它变大 If that gets any bigger,
那可能会阻碍你的脚模特儿生涯 that could derail your foot-modelling career
让它未开始就已结束 before it starts.
网站可没有一个类别叫「肿块脚」 There's no section of the website called 'lump-foot'.
我看到灯…开着… Hey, I saw light...on...
她不懂艺术 She don't know art.
对 Oh, yeah.
这就是我想住在这大楼的原因 See, this is why I wanted a place in this building.
全新电器，我超生气的 Brand new appliances. I'm so pissed.
你的小脑袋能专心一点吗 Would you focus your tiny brain?
记住我们在这里的原因，寻找证据 Remember why we are here, to find evidence.
例如图画或字条 Like little drawings or notes
或任何不寻常的东西 or anything out of the ordinary.
我跟你说什么不寻常 I'll tell you what's out of the ordinary.
600美元的微波炉 600-dollar microwave.
我可不知道外星人这么「讲究」 I had no idea aliens were so 'bougie'.
不是所有外星人都一样 We are not all alike.
那是…种族歧视 That...that's racist.
你说得对，我道歉 You're right, I apologise.
你的物种有何不同 How is your breed different?
我能说物种吗 Ooh, can I say breed?
好了，我仍在学习 All right, I'm still learning.
我们是保护者，灰人… We are protectors. The Greys...
灰人，他们就是很残暴 The Greys, they are just cruel.
他们根本不应该在地球 They should not even be here.
他们的柔弱身躯和愚蠢脑袋 Their spaghetti bodies and their meatball heads
只能让他们在地球的大气层内 only allow them to live within earth's atmosphere
生存一段短时间 for a short amount of time.
因此他们创造混血灰人 That's why they created hybrids.
没错，我们在地球已经几千年 Yes. We have been here for thousands of years.
我们属于这里，他们不是 We belong here. They do not.
看到多容易会说出种族歧视的话吗 See how easy it is to sound racist?
看看这个，中大奖了 Look at this. 'Jack's pot!'
那只是薄饼盒 That's just a pizza box.
我想里面没有外星人秘密 I don't think it's filled with alien secrets.
或许里面有薄饼 Well, maybe it's filled with pizza.
我饿了 I am hungry.
等等…如果这是陷阱呢 Wait...What if it's a trap?
这值得冒险 That was worth the risk.
上次约会这么快被打断，我很难过 I was upset our last date got interrupted so quickly.
对，我也是 Yeah, me too.
我们可以聊几小时 Could've talked for hours.
我很乐意 I would've liked that.
我们一直没机会谈你的母亲 We never got a chance to talk about your mother.
像我说的，她不在 Like I said, she wasn't around.
我小时候也失去了母亲 I lost my mother when I was a kid too,
所以我明白你的感受 so I can relate.
真是个奇怪的巧合 What an odd coincidence.
看看我们，两个没有妈妈的人 Look at us, just 2 people with no mums.
不是吧，如果薄饼有毒呢 Really? What if it's poisoned?
如果薄饼有毒，味道就会更丰富 If it was poisoned, it would have more flavour.
今晚安东尼一定放假了 Anthony must have the night off.
这需要辣椒片 It needs pepper flakes.
哪个白痴把辣椒碎放在那里 What idiot puts crushed red pepper over there?
哈利，不要 Harry, no!
惨了 Oh, no!
薄饼在陷阱外 The pizza is outside the trap.
棒极，完成了 Oh, good, that's done.
我们不用再假装了 We can drop the act now.
我心知你知道我是什么 I know that you know that I'm what I am.
是吗？那是什么 Yeah? And what is that?
你懂的 You know.
何不我们同一时间说 Why don't we both say it at the same time
让我知道你认为我知道什么 so I know what it is you think I know?
好的，1、2、3 Okay. 1, 2, 3.
-混蛋 -灰人 -A**hole. -Grey alien.
两者皆是 So, both.
你要告诉我你所知关于哈利的一切 You will tell me everything that you know about Harry.
为何我要这样做 And why would I do that?
因为我已经困着他 Because I have him trapped.
该死的电讯公司 Stupid cell phone companies.
他们又关掉我的手机服务 They shut off my service again
只因为我没交电话费 just for not paying my bill,
我受够他们了 I am done with them.
不是手机问题 It's not the phone.
这是网状光子网 This is a Reticulan Photon Net.
而且是个挺棒的陷阱 And it's a pretty nice one, actually.
好的，若你的族人如此优越 Okay, well, if your people are so superior,
为何你不直接关掉它 why don't you just override it?
这是先进的外星科技 This is advanced alien technology,
不能直接关上它 you cannot just override it.
你要造一个薄的非导电电浆折流器 You have to construct a thin, nonconductive plasma deflector
来干扰复杂的磁场 to interfere with the complex magnetic field.
即是我们什么都做不了 So there's nothing we can do.
我们能拔掉它 We could unplug it.
磁场范围 The magnetic perimeter
只能困着外星人的分子结构 only confines the molecular structure for alien life.
人类能直接穿过它 Humans can pass right through.
为何你不直接告诉我 Well, why didn't you just tell me that?
天啊，你说我能直接穿过它 God! You said I could walk right through it!
机会是一半一半 It was fifty-fifty.
假装正常 Act normal.
我可不想你父亲有任何不测 I'd hate for something to happen to your father.
他做的汉堡很好吃 He makes a great hamburger.
很痛 Ow.
-我说假装正常 -这是正常 -I said act normal. -That is normal.
我在约会对象骗我时总是会踢他 I always kick my dates when they lie to me.
何不让事情变得简单 Why don't you make this easy
告诉我为何他仍在佩信斯 and tell me why he's still in Patience.
他什么都没跟我说 He hasn't told me s**t.
就算他有跟我说，我也不会告诉你 And even if he did, I wouldn't tell you.
不… Uh...
你们两个都没资格订规矩 Neither of you are in a position to be making rules.
别装模作样了 Oh, stop the bulls**t,
我知道你不能杀他 I know you can't kill him.
因为这有违什么星际宪章 Because it's against the Galactic Charter thingy.
那么，他确实有分享资讯 So, he has been sharing information.
被你识穿了 Well, you got me.
我不能杀哈利 I can't kill Harry.
但我可以杀你的朋友 But your friend is fair game.
我以为只有哈利会受困 See, I thought it was just gonna be Harry,
但这可是额外奖赏 but this one is a bonus.
若你伤害她，我会杀掉你 If you hurt her, I will kill you.
别做蠢事，否则会有人死，明白吗 Don't do anything stupid or people will die. Understand?
你们好，我是积 Hey...I'm Jay.
我在忙，积 I'm busy, Jay.
好的 Okay.
做得好 Nice work.
艾丝塔有麻烦，那家伙是谁 Asta's in trouble. Who is that guy?
新来的副警长 The new deputy.
他是坏人 He's bad.
走吧，交给我 Just go, I got it.
我要留下来 I'm staying.
走吧，积，交给我 Jay, you go. I got it.
好吧 Fine.
抱歉，我想打给你的 Hey, sorry, I kept meaning to call you back.
但是忘了时间 And then, day just got away from me.
听着 Look.
我仔细想过我们的关系 I've been thinking a lot about us.
我知道你不太高兴 I know that you're not thrilled about me
我偶尔请客 picking up a check now and then,
你显然不接受我带你去旅行 you're clearly not okay with me taking you on a trip.
我很喜欢你 I like you. A lot.
我想你快乐，不是不自在 And I want you to be happy, not uncomfortable.
谢谢你，谢谢你的体谅 Well, thank you, I appreciate that.
所以我想我们现在应该结束关系 So, I think that we should just end this right now.
明白 Oh. I see.
你明白吗 Do you?
你有你的个性，米克 You are who you are, Mike.
但我也有我的个性 But I am who I am.
当我在乎别人时，我会展现出来 And when I care about someone, I show it.
我不会改变自己 I'm not gonna change who I am.
我要为我儿子建立榜样 I have to set an example for my son.
不，我…明白 No, I...I understand.
我…很期待与他见面 I was...I was looking forward to meeting him.
这就是你一直没与他见面的原因 Well. This is why you haven't.
保重，米克 Take care, Mike.
我…觉得我们应该卖屋 So, I...I think we should sell the house.
真的吗 You do?
若你想卖屋，那就卖屋吧 If you do, yes.
因为我不想 Because I don't.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
我爱这房子，我… I love this house. I...
我从不想离开 I never want to leave.
我不理会是否死过人 I don't care if somebody died in it, you know?
人总会一死… -People die. -People die!
我想死在这里 I want to die here.
我想与你死在这里 I want to die here with you.
我想在这里阴魂不散 I wanna, you know, haunt this place.
把我们砍成肉酱，埋我们在地板下 You know, chop us up, bury us under the floorboards.
-我不想这样 -不，我也不想… -I don't want that. -No, me neither...
那现在怎么办 So then, what?
不知道 I don't know.
我就是感觉不对 I just don't feel right,
最初以为这里让我感觉不对，但… and at first I thought I didn't feel right here, but...
现在我想是我的问题 now I think it's just me.
就像…一部分的我不见了 You know, like...like a part of me is missing or something.
或许你只是要多点出门 Maybe you just need to get out of the house for a little bit.
明白吗？我们可以去别的地方 You know? We can go somewhere.
度假 A vacation.
我们很久没旅行了 We haven't been on a trip in a while.
对，长周末快要来临 Oh, and we have a long weekend coming up,
我们可以去好玩的地方 we can go somewhere fun.
天啊，我知道最好的地方 Oh, my God. I know the perfect place.
我也是，黄石公园 Oh, me too. Yellowstone.
我原本想说巴黎 I was gonna say Paris.
但黄石公园也很好 But yeah, Yellowstone.
谢谢你，甜心 Thanks, honey.
可恶，我跟艾丝塔说过 Damn it. I told Asta
你的计划很愚蠢 your plan was stupid,
现在我困在这里，没有出路 now I'm trapped in here with no way out
艾丝塔则与混血外星疯子困在餐厅 and Asta is stuck at the diner with some hybrid alien psychopath.
我的计划很愚蠢，我很愚蠢 My plan was stupid. I am stupid.
我讨厌自己 I hate myself.
我可没说这么多话 Oh, didn't say all that.
你应该说出来，我毫无价值 You should have. I'm worthless.
我在毁灭全人类的行动中失败 I failed at my attempt to destroy all of humanity,
现在我拯救人类的行动也将会失败 and now I am failing in my attempt to save it.
我只是一大个愚蠢的人形失败者 I am nothing but a big stupid human-shaped failure.
对，欢迎成为一分子 Yeah, well, you know, 'welcome to the club.'
你也是失败者？ You are a failure, too?
对，我是奥运史上最大的失败者 Yeah, I'm the biggest failure in Olympics history.
-想想吧 -对 -Man? -Right.
你的任务是消灭物种 You had to eradicate a species.
我的任务只是滑雪下山 All I had to do was ski down a hill,
但我连这也做不好 couldn't even get that right.
没错，你连山也下不了 It's right. You didn't even make it down the mountain
因为你摔倒了 because you fell.
对 Right.
几百万人在电视看到你失败 Millions of people saw you fail on television.
那真的挺蠢 It's pretty stupid.
看来应该很容易 It seems like it should be easy
因为滑雪主要依靠重力 because skiing is mostly gravity.
对，你知道吗？你说得很清楚 Yeah, you know what? You made your point.
对，我们都是失败者 Yes. That we are both failures.
哈利？你… Harry? Do...
你觉得这灰人科技是否有可能 Do you think it's possible this Grey technology
-让我们变大 -不会 -is making us bigger? -No.
棒极，那么这东西在逼近我们 Cool, then this thing is closing in on us.
他用了新型的陷阱 Oh, he got the new kind.
最好告诉我你知道什么 Better tell me what you know,
时间不多了 time is running out.
好的…好吧 Okay...fine.
哈利的真名叫…莫克 Harry's real name is Mork
他来自的星球叫…俄克 and he is from a planet called Ork.
非常好 Okay, good.
说真话有这么难吗 Was that really so hard?
莫克 Mork.
我不知道有星球叫俄克 I don't know this planet Ork.
他向谁报告 Who does he report to?
非常强大的人 A very powerful being.
我想他的名字叫奥臣？ I think his name is Orson?
-奥臣？-是 -Orson? -Yeah.
奥臣… Orson...
我好像听过他 I think I've heard of him.
对 Uh-huh.
你要做些事 Well, you gotta do something.
你是外星人，我刚看到你爬墙 You're an alien, I just watched you climb a wall.
你没有其他特别能力吗 Don't you have any other special powers?
就连ET都能令玩具升起之类的 Even ET could levitate toys and s**t.
他非常特别 He is so special.
ET能令单车飞行 ET could fly a bicycle,
ET的手指能照明 ET had a flashlight for a finger.
你知道经常与那矮小的性爱娃娃 Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared
作比较是什么感觉吗 to that waddling sex doll?
听着，在你星球的所有外星人中… Look, out of all the aliens on your planet...
你是被选中来这里 You're the one who was chosen to come here
和杀害地球所有人 and kill everyone on Earth.
他们选了你 They picked you.
那让你同样特别，所以好好思考 That makes you special, too. So think.
但他们没选我，我是自告奋勇 Well, they didn't pick me, I volunteered.
因为我以为我做得到 Because I knew I could do it
但我做不到，我失败了 but I couldn't do it, I failed.
不，你自告奋勇 No, you volunteered
是因为你知道你做得到 because you knew you could do it.
那让你很特别 That makes you special.
对，而…你自告奋勇执行这任务 Yes, and... and you volunteered to do this,
那也让你特别吗 does that also make you special?
对，我想是吧 Yeah, I guess it does.
或许我们不是失败者 Maybe we're not failures.
从小时候起，我唯一在乎的 Since I was a kid, all I cared about, right?
是当世界最出色的滑雪选手 Was being the best skier in the world.
你想杀掉世界所有人 You wanted to kill everyone in the world.
-对 -这些是远大目标 -Uh-huh. -Those are big goals.
还有…阻止灰人 And...and stopping the Greys,
这也不是易事 that is no small thing, either.
我们困在这里并非因我们是失败者 We're not stuck in here because we're failures.
我们在此是因为他人甚至不会尝试 We're in here because no one else would even try.
对，我不是失败者 Yes. I'm not a failure.
我很特别 I am special.
我也很特别，对吧 I'm special too, right?
对，你很特别 Yes. You are special.
我的样子真的像会踢狗吗 Do I really have a dog-kicking face?
不像… No...
看到吧，我跟你说了，外星科技 See, I told you. Alien technology.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
你在这里做什么？你在跟踪我吗 What are you doing here? Did you follow me?
不，我在追踪你 No, I've been tracking you.
因为我是外星人追踪者 Because I'm the Alien Tracker.
你怎样通过保安系统 How did you get past security?
他的堡垒可是固若金汤 His fortress is impenetrable.
-门没锁 -可恶 -Door was unlocked. -Son of a bitch!
谁在乎？麦斯，拔掉这东西 Who cares? Max, unplug this thing.
我会的，若你跟他们说你是外星人 I will if you tell them you're an alien.
那我们都会死掉 Then we are both going to die
因为我只是个蠢人类 because I am nothing but a dumb human.
麦斯，拔掉这东西 Max, unplug this,
否则我死去后，我就会缠着你不放 or when I die, I will haunt the s**t out of you.
我不在乎，我喜欢鬼魂 I don't care, I like ghosts.
我不喜欢，她活着时已经很可怕 I don't. She's scary even when she's alive.
他不是外星人，我知道麦斯是骗子 He's not an alien. I knew Max was a liar.
好了，说话别这么狠，比索 All right, take it easy, Bishop.
好吧，我是人类，这是明显不过 Fine, I am human, obviously,
但住在这里的是外星人，这很明显 but the person who lives here is an alien, obviously.
而你成功找到他巢穴的原因 And the reason that you were able to track down his lair
是因为麦斯，你是外星人追踪者 is because you, Max, are the Alien Tracker.
太棒了 Cool.
这个敏蒂在这一切的角色是什么 This Mindy person. What's her role in all this?
不…可恶 No...damn it.
「搞砸」的灰人语是怎样说的 What's the Grey word for 'screw up'?
还是直接说「约瑟夫」 Oh, or is it just 'Joseph?'
你仍在我手上 Well, I still have you.
摆出一切正常的笑容，然后站起来 Just smile like nothing's wrong, and get up.
我们要离开这里 We're walking out of here.
离开，她留下来 Get out. She stays.
你可不知道你惹上了谁 You have no idea what you're dealing with.
天啊，你是外星人？ Oh, no, you're an alien?
你以为我在乎吗 You think I give a s**t?
在这城镇，随手一挥 You can't 'swing a dead cat in this town'
都会打到外星人 without hitting an alien.
接招吧，劳拉罗拔丝 Double-Dutch that, Laura Roberts!
她是把你的头塞在沙里的人吗 Was she the one that dunked your head in the sand?
什么？不知道，可能吧 What? I...I don't know. Maybe.
大家不用担心，他喝太多了 Don't worry, folks, had too much to drink.
我在这里 Here I was,
浪费我的时间 wasting all my time.
你好，长官 Hi, Sir.
实验室有坏消息 Bad news from the lab.
找不到配对的指纹 No hit on the fingerprints.
我真的以为这次会有发现 I really thought we had something this time.
往好处想 On the bright side,
艾丝特很喜欢我的香蕉面包 Esther loved my banana bread.
莫琳则不太喜欢 It didn't go so well with Maureen,
她的狗吃了整碟曲奇 her dog ate the whole plate of cookies.
要替它洗胃，但它不会有事 Had to have her stomach pumped but she'll be okay.
可怜的狗 Poor dog.
不，是莫琳要洗胃 No, Maureen had to have her stomach pumped.
抱歉，我忘记说她服用过量维柯汀 Sorry, I forgot the part about her OD-ing on Vicodin.
-你还好吗 -若你这么想知道 -You okay? -If you must know,
我和莉娜决定了只当朋友 Lena and I have decided to just be friends.
真惨 Oh, no.
我没事，副警长 I said I'm fine, Deputy.
你不能独自坐在这里闷闷不乐 Well, you can't just sit here by yourself being sad.
过来吃晚餐吧 Come to dinner.
我会煮尊最爱的菜式 I'm making John's favourite.
你们吃什么 What are you having?
火鸡肉卷 Turkey meatloaf.
心领了 Hard pass.
你睡觉时很好笑 You're funny when you sleep.
这…这是你睡觉的样子 That...this is you.
你没有绑着我 You didn't tie me up.
我原本想绑着你的 Oh, I was going to.
但我想到混血灰人孔武有力 But then I thought, hybrid Greys would be very strong.
你会挣脱你的枷锁 You would break your restraints.
然后你很大可能毁坏我的椅子 And then you would have probably broken my chair.
这样我就要与你打架 Then I would have to fight you.
由于我也很强壮 And because I am also strong,
我会把你丢向客厅的另一边 I would throw you across the room.
接着你就会毁坏我的雪柜 And then you would break my refrigerator.
而雪柜修理工很有可能会喋喋不休 And the refrigerator repairman would probably be overly talkative.
我真正的热诚是摄影 Well, my real passion is photography.
我有…菲林相机 I have a...I got a film camera,
那比数字相机好很多 which is drastically better than digital.
我…喜欢拍摄大自然 I like...I like nature photography.
你喜欢大自然吗 Do...do you like nature?
我…有时候会远足 I...I sometimes go on hikes
并为我看到的东西拍照 and I shoot the things that I see.
我喜欢花鼠，它们真的很可爱 I like the chipmunks, they're really cute.
人们似乎很喜欢花鼠的相片 People seem to like the photos of the chipmunks. You know?
我…妈妈很喜欢花鼠的相片 My...my mum really likes the... the chipmunk photos.
我有另一个设想情境，我可以说吗 I have an alternate scenario, if I may?
请说 Go ahead.
我们打架，你很强大 We fight, you're strong
但我更强大 but I am stronger,
我把你丢到客厅的另一边 and I throw you across the room.
接着我踩着你的蠢外星人头 Then I step on your stupid alien head
然后杀掉你 and I kill you.
但是我会咬你 Except I bite you.
但雪柜修理工 But the refrigerator repairman
也是玻璃公司的员工 also works for the glass company.
我在科罗拉多所有国家公园拍过照 I've shot at all the National Parks in Colorado.
弗德台地、洛矶山 Mesa Verde, Rocky Mountain.
当然还有沙丘国家公园 Of course Sand Dunes.
沙丘国家公园是我最喜欢的 Sand Dunes is my favourite.
我只用菲林拍照 I only shoot on film.
我…说过吗 Did I...did I mention that?
我觉得比数码好很多 I...I find it's drastically better than digital...
虽然我要在黑房冲晒菲林 I do have to develop my own film in my darkroom,
但妈妈就在楼上 but, my mum's just upstairs,
所以有时候她会拿小食给我 so sometimes she brings me snacks.
我与妈妈几年前 I did go with my mum a few years ago
去了…四点交界 to...to 4 points.
即是四个州份交界的地方 It's where the 4 states touch.
我在那里为她拍了照 I took a photo of her there.
在每个状况 In every situation,
最后我都是要扫很多地 I just end up with a lot of sweeping to do
学习不必要的菲林拍摄知识 and learn more than I need to about film photography.
现在，灰人在地球到底做什么 Now, what are the Grey Aliens doing here on Earth?
就算我跟你说，你也不会理解 If I told you, you wouldn't understand.
我比你更能理解 I would understand better than you.
你是混血儿 You are a hybrid.
你是半人类，代表你有一半是愚蠢 You are half human, which means you are half stupid.
我的两半都不愚蠢 I am 2 halves not stupid.
但你的两半都不知道灰人的计划 Yet neither of your halves knows the Greys' plan,
而我的一半知道 and my half does.
不是关于树木的部分 Not the part about the trees.
灰人对树木了如指掌 Oh, it knows all about the trees.
根本没关于树木的部分，我乱说的 There is no part about the trees, I made that up!
有一个部分是关于树木 There's a part. A whole tree thing.
松树和桦树的状况 A whole pine and birch scenario.
他们什么都没跟你说，对吧 They have not told you anything, have they?
你对灰人毫不重要 You are nothing to the Greys.
你是用表演乞求食物的马戏团猴子 You're a circus monkey that does tricks for food.
就算是又怎样，我一无所知又怎样 What if I am? What if I don't know anything?
为何你这么开心 Why are you so happy about it?
我是你的唯一希望 I was your only hope.
若我一无所知，你的任务就失败了 If I don't know anything, your mission is failed.
你也一样，你要马上离开佩信斯 Then so is yours. You have to leave Patience now.
为什么 Oh? Why is that?
因为我不喜欢你的方脸 Because I do not like your square face.
若你不离开，我会跟灰人说 And if you do not leave, I will tell the Greys
有多少个人类知道你是灰人 how many humans know you're an alien.
其中三个是孩子 3 of them are children.
我不觉得他们会让你活下去 I do not think they will let you live.
我想离开时就会离开 I will leave when I want to leave.
你很幸运，我现在想离开 Lucky for you I want to leave right now.
你离开是因为我叫你离开 You're leaving because I told you to leave.
不，我只是碰巧很想离开 Uh, no. I just happen to want to leave so badly,
我完全不想留下 that I don't care about staying
所以你可不要觉得我离开 just so you don't think that I'm leaving
是因为你叫我离开 because you told me to leave.
你那番话我唯一听懂的是「离开」 The only thing I understood in that was 'leave'.
我要离开了 I'm leaving.
丢吧，我才不在乎那东西 Go ahead. I do not even care about that one.
那是我的最爱 It was my favourite.
喂？ Hello?
几天没有你的消息 Haven't heard from you for a couple of days.
情况顺利吗 How's everything going?
一切在我控制之内 I have it all under control.
好事多得一通电话说不完，所以… Too much good to say in one phone call, so...
你不跟他说达宁计划的事吗 You're not gonna tell him about the Darling Project?
这是严格的「有需要知情」状况 That's strictly 'need to know'.
他不需要知情 And he doesn't.
你能走了 You can go.
真相:外星人追踪者
当你所爱之人被夺去时 When someone you love is taken away from you,
一切都会改变 everything changes.
这种失去永远都伴随着你 It is a loss that stays with you forever.
当我来到地球时，我很独特 When I came to Earth, I was unique.
我是无可比拟 I was superior.
但作为人类的生活让我变弱了 But living as a human is making me weaker.
我现在不再是两半聪明 I am not 2 halves smarter now.
人类经常做蠢事 Humans do stupid things all the time.
这就像他们的国技 It is like their national sport.
约瑟夫说得对，我的任务失败了 Joseph is right, I have failed my mission.
我未能找出他在这里的原因 I have failed to find out why he's here.
我浪费了宝贵时间在他身上 I wasted precious time on him
并让艾丝塔处于险境 and put Asta in danger.
我并不特别 I am not special.
我是个… I am a...
你在忙吗 Hey! You busy?
对，我在思考事情，失败者 Yes, I am in the middle of a thought. Failure.
你想怎样 What do you want?
我希望你能看我的脚 Well, I was hoping that you could take a look at my foot.
不，抱歉，我没有网络恋足癖的钱 Uh, no, sorry, I do not have 'internet foot-kink' money.
不…是用医生身份看 No...as a...as a doctor.
我… See, I...
我的脚有个肿块 I have this bump.
应该没什么大碍 And you know, it's probably nothing,
但我只是想做个检查 But I just want to get it checked out.
这肿块怎样出现的 Where did you get this?
不知道，从小时候就有了，不 I don't know. I've had it since I was a kid. No.
我知道原因 I do know.
这植入芯片代表他曾被灰人掳走 This embedded chip means he has been abducted by Greys.
我一直想知道灰人在地球做什么 I have been trying to learn what the Greys are doing on Earth,
或许答案就在雪花镇长的脚 and perhaps the answer has been in Mayor Snowflake's foot
一直就在这里 all along.
我要催眠你… I need to hypnotise you...
来断定这异物的起因 to determine the origin of this disfiguration.
你不能切除它吗 Can't you just remove it?
可以，但我们没麻醉药了 Yes, but we're out of anaesthetic.
催眠就可以了 Hypnosis is fine.
只聆听我的声音 Listen only to the sound of my voice.
你醒来后，你就会对此毫无印象 When you wake up, you will remember nothing of this.
但你仍要付一小时的费用给我 But you will still pay me for the hour.
现在向我详述 Now tell me everything
你对上次被绑架所记得的一切 that you remember from your last abduction.
很多东西在飘浮 There was a lot of floating.
我沿着走廊飘浮 I'm floating. Down a hallway.
我很冷，讨厌这里 I'm cold. Hate it here.
天啊，我不舒服 Oh, God. I feel sick.
好的，我不在乎…这件事 Okay, I don't care about... about that.
说些对我有用的情报 Tell me something I can use.
我经过一个… I'm passing a...
经过一个门口 I'm passing a doorway.
门口通往哪里 What's through the doorway?
不知道，好像有张… I don't know, I... I think there's a...
好像有张地图 I think there's a map.
地图上是什么 What is on the map?
我不…我看不到 I can't...I can't see it.
天啊，我很害怕 Oh, God, I'm scared.
求求你，我要离开这里 Please, I gotta get out of here.
我不想在这里，我想回家 I don't want to be here. I wanna go home.
我需要你听我说，这很重要 I need you to listen to me. This is important.
我需要你跟我说你看到什么 I need you to tell me what you see.
你看到什么 What do you see?
我要知道这些生物在地球做什么 I need to know what these beings are doing on Earth.
有很多鞋 There's all these shoes.
全是小童的鞋 There's all these children's shoes.
有…东西 There...there's something.
是… It's...
可能是纪念品？ it's a souvenir, maybe?
一个玻璃雪球 A snow globe.
雪球刻了… It says...
黄石公园
'Yellowstone'.
黄石公园 Yellowstone.
好极，我弹手指后 Yes. When I snap my fingers,
你就会醒来和忘记一切 you will wake up, and you will remember nothing.
3、2、1 In 3, 2, 1.